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# 骄傲的将军
The Conceited General
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# 将军得胜回来
The general returns victorious
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# 将军劳苦功高
The general has fought bravely and won.
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# 唉，真了不起啊
It's truly magnificent!
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# 敌人十万兵马
100,000 men and horses
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# 就这一下子全给将军打跑了
all wiped out in a single blow.
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# 将军
General
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# 您看敌人还敢不敢再来啊
Do you think the enemy dare come back?
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# 你们看！鼎有多重
Look! How heavy is this tripod?
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# 我看啊
In my opinion...
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# 少说也有四五
No less than four, five...
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# 六七八斤吧
six, seven, eight hundred pounds.
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# 起
Up!
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# 好
Good!
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# 好
Good!
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# 就凭将军这手武艺
Look at our general's skills.
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# 敌人还敢来送死吗
Would the enemy dare come to meet their death?
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# 真是
Hardly.
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# 拿我的弓箭来
Bring me my bow!
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# 看
Look
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# 好
Great!
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# 妙,妙,太妙了
Wonderful, absolutely magnificent!
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# 真是神箭手啊 小人敬酒三杯
Truly a master archer! We drink three cups in respect!
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# 为天下太平 干杯
A toast to peace under heaven!
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# 好一个天下太平
Yes, peace under heaven...
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# 你说天下英雄 数谁第一
Tell me, who is the greatest hero under heaven.
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# 天下英雄嘛
The greatest hero under heaven?
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# 当然是将军您喽
Of course that's you, my general.
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# 为将军威武的胡子干杯
A toast to the general's mighty beard!
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# 混帐 滚开
Idiot! Go away!
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# 已经胜利了 还练什么兵
We've already won, why are you still practicing?
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# 好 好
Good!
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# 好 天下太平 天下太平
Good! Peace under heaven, peace under heaven.
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# 天下太平 啊
Peace under heaven!
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# 天下太平 天下太平
Peace under heaven, peace under heaven!
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# 天下太平 天下太平
Peace under heaven, peace under heaven!
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# 跳啊 跳啊
Dance! Dance!
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# 跳啊 跳啊
Dance! Dance!
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# 好
Good!
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# 将军
General!
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# 这个 你会玩吗
Can you lift this?
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# 回禀将军 这个可玩不了
Respected general, I really can't.
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# 这个 你当然玩不了
Of course you can't lift it.
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# 除了将军谁还能玩得了这个
Except for our general, no one can lift this.
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# 嗯 多重？
How heavy is it?
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# 二百来斤呢
About 200 pounds.
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# 嗯 二百来斤
About 200 pounds...
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# 起
Up!
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# 起 起
Up, up!
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# 好 好
Good, good!
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# 哎 鱼 鱼
Look, fish!
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# 帽子 帽子
My hat, my hat!
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# 嘿 这个玩意
Ah, stupid thing...
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# 可风雅得很啊
Yes, wonderful indeed!
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# 哟 原来是天上掉下来一只野鸭子
Look! A wild duck has fallen from the sky.
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# 哎 你射下来的吗
Did you shoot this?
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# 是啊
I did.
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# 嗯 你的箭法倒还可以
Well, your archery is not bad.
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# 什么 还可以
What? Not bad?
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# 谁不知道他是我们这儿的神箭手啊
Everyone knows he is the master archer here.
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# 啊
What?
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# 神箭手啊
Master archer?
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# 神箭手在这儿呢
The master archer is right here.
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# 拿你的弓箭来
Give me your bow.
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# 哎 打个张口雁给你们瞧瞧
Shoot it through the neck, that will show them.
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# 什么张口雁 哼
Shoot it through the neck?
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# 神箭手 哈哈
Master archer?
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# 还有个张口雁呢
That's what I call shooting it through the neck.
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# 天下第一英雄
The greatest hero under heaven
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# 哈哈 给我高高的挂起来
Hang it up high for me!
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# 报
Report!
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# 启禀将军 大事不好
A report for the general, very bad news!
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# 发现敌人
The enemy has returned!
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# 啊 敌人
What? The enemy?
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# 啊 敌人 敌人
The enemy?
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# 胡说 再去打探
Nonsense! Go and check again!
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# 敌人 他绝没这个胆量
The enemy? They wouldn't dare.
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# 报
Report!
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# 烽烟四起 敌人离城十五里了
They're everywhere, the enemy is just 15 miles away!
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# 拿我的枪来
Bring me my spear!
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# 拿我的枪来
Bring me my spear!
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# 这是我的枪吗
Is this my spear?
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# 这是我的枪吗
Is this my spear?!
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# 嘿 给我磨去
Go and sharpen it for me!
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# 怕什么
What are you afraid of?
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# 胆小鬼 哼
Little coward!
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# 笨蛋 还没磨好
Idiots, haven't you finished sharpening it yet?
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# 滚开
Move!
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# 报
Report!
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# 敌人打进来了
The enemy has entered!
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# 来人啊 来人啊
Soldiers! Soldiers!
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# 来人啊
Soldiers!
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# 来人啊
Soldiers!
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# 来人啊 来人啊
Soldiers! Soldiers!
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# 来人啊
Soldiers!
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# 来人啊
Soldiers!
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# 将军 天下太平 天下太平
General! Peace under heaven, peace under heaven!
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# 嘿 哪儿跑
Hey! Where are you going?
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# 完
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